kjata: deadpool fanart (why keep it cruel)
THEY CAST THE WIFE-BEATING JOSH BROLIN AS CABLE, GOD DAMN IT.

That just sucked any hype and/or excitement I had for Cable finally hitting the big screen riiiiiight out of me. Brolin is such a fucking asshole on the screen no matter what role he plays, which is pretty much typecasting from what I've heard about his personal life. And you just know that any flirting Deadpool does now will be couched in "no homo" terms because cthulhu forbid the guy from the Goonies play a bisexual character, he's all MAN. *barfs*

Apparently Domino is promised an appearance also, which is a character I'm neither pro or against given my limited exposure. I remember she and Cable fucked a few times in the first Cable & Deadpool run? So they're probably having her in strictly as a love interest who also kills people or something. Oh and Liefeld drew her horribly, but that man draws everything horribly so that's nothing new.

Seriously couldn't finish the introductory X-Force stuff because of how disgusting the art was. Total waste of cash -___-
kjata: super mario nerd shirt (his vanity requires no response)
grue: ugh, thinking of writing a one-off Three's Company with Cthulhu as the John Ritter character
King Bucket: You have so many irons in the fire.
grue: lmao
grue: i'll never write half of them
grue: i just have dreams of writing all these cthulhu-fusions and littering ao3 with them
King Bucket: Then you'll just have a melted mass of irons and create a True Abomination™.


...she's right, you know. i'm working on a true abomination as we speak. his name is Harvey and he's got one of those wonderful healing dicks that squash spiders and work as stepladders when you're trying to reach the high-shelf in the kitchen.


also:
grue: I HAVE TO FIND IT BY SONAR
grue: ECHOLOCATION OR SOMMAT
King Bucket: KJATABAT.
grue: [sobs terribly]
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