kjata: panic! at the disco (it's always worried me)
I signed up for Stony Trumps Hate, and you should too!

I have much more confidence about my ability to blitz through deadlines now than I did years ago, so am trying to sign up for more exchanges, auctions, etc, that won't take over my life or take time away from my personal projects. Tried to sign up for a Pinch Hit last night but boooo, I got there too late ):


electrogastrogram now has four kudos on ao3! That's more feedback than when I had it up for sale! AHAHAHAHHAHA no seriously this is funny. I am so not made to do this self-publishing bit, since I fail so hard at promoting myself. Perhaps I should look into seeing about sending books to agents again? But exhaustion says no.

We'll see who wins this round, exhaustion. The war ain't over yet! *seethes*


My day is basically formatting the rest of hooversuck, finally getting the latest issue of Poe Dameron to read because I hear there is MEAT PASTE (cough cough thank you Lynda cough), and if I have the energy for it, poking at that mostly-done Kylux fic I have open to see if I can get it post-ready. It's been too long, Kylux fandom. I am ready to come back home.
kjata: deadpool fanart (why keep it cruel)
THEY CAST THE WIFE-BEATING JOSH BROLIN AS CABLE, GOD DAMN IT.

That just sucked any hype and/or excitement I had for Cable finally hitting the big screen riiiiiight out of me. Brolin is such a fucking asshole on the screen no matter what role he plays, which is pretty much typecasting from what I've heard about his personal life. And you just know that any flirting Deadpool does now will be couched in "no homo" terms because cthulhu forbid the guy from the Goonies play a bisexual character, he's all MAN. *barfs*

Apparently Domino is promised an appearance also, which is a character I'm neither pro or against given my limited exposure. I remember she and Cable fucked a few times in the first Cable & Deadpool run? So they're probably having her in strictly as a love interest who also kills people or something. Oh and Liefeld drew her horribly, but that man draws everything horribly so that's nothing new.

Seriously couldn't finish the introductory X-Force stuff because of how disgusting the art was. Total waste of cash -___-
kjata: batman (who washes his hands of life)


I am, for the first time ever, actually hyped for a film from the MCU. Three reasons:

1. Taika Waititi directed it.
2. Jeff Goldblum is in it as Jeff Goldblum: 80s Retro Club Makeup Edition.
3. THEY GOT FUCKING TAIKA WAITITI, THE DUDE WHO DID WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS, TO DIRECT IT.

Honourable mentions to Cate Blanchett looking fine AF in leather and her emo makeup. And and and Idris Elba apparently has long hair in this, which I am game for. I usually hate longish hair on dudes, but come on, it's Driis. Driis can do what he fucking wants.

(Is anyone else hyped for the Dark Tower film? McConaughey irritates the ever-loving shit out of me, but am going to suck it up and go see the film anyway because I am desperate for that franchise to succeed.)

But yeah, I'll actually make the effort to see this one in cinemas, which is a total 180 for me given my love/hate relationship with the MCU as a whole. WHO ELSE IS HYPED, COME OOOOOOON.
kjata: batman (Default)
Holy fuck Scott Weiland died. He was the vox for the soundtrack of my youth, just like Adam Yauch was, so I'm stunned and don't really know what to do with my hands or face when I think about it. So here we go, let's stop thinking about it.


About 60% done with writing my fic for the Cap/Iron Hols Exchange. Not gonna do this exchange again, simply because Age of Ultron has pervaded the MCU, and I refuse to deal with that shit.

Yuletide is tentatively outlined. Shit god damn the MC's voice is hard to get down. Never again check a fandom for a lark, self. You will always come to regret it.

My sign-up for the Hartwin exchange is... still in a nebulous stage, because I've been so focused on my Kingsman fic for extreme big bang that my head hasn't switched over. But it'll happen before the deadline, whatever.


I'm on Steam if you want to be friends. And to illustrate the goings-ons over there, namely with a game called Fist of Jesus...

homicidal porn merchant: TO KILL LEPERS, YOU THROW FISH AT THEM
homicidal porn merchant: [SOBS]
King Bucket: BECAUSE FISH ARE THE ENEMIES OF LEPERS
homicidal porn merchant: OBVS
homicidal porn merchant: I MISSED THAT PART IN CATHOLIC SCHOOL
homicidal porn merchant: BUT OKAY
King Bucket: AHAHA

and then later--

homicidal porn merchant: KILLED BOTH JESUS AND JUDAS, DAMNIT
King Bucket: You are the worst catholic on the planet.
homicidal porn merchant: I REALLY AM

I'm also playing Bastion like whoa, cos it's so so gorgeous. I'm not quite invested in the story yet, but having fun with the battle system and the graphics and the soundtrack, shit goddamn that soundtrack, so I figure the plot will unfold eventually and make me give a crap.
kjata: batman (i'm gonna get myself)
Marvel Cinematic Universe - Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Written for the 2014 Captain America/Iron Man Holiday Exchange
Wherein there is an interesting spore developing in Bruce's laboratory fridge, Tony has malingering protocols numbering in the triple digits, Bucky's an evil little shit, and the team tries to get drunk off of Muppets Avengers Live!

(Steve just wants to know why his counterpart is played by Big Bird.)

hosted on AO3




GUYS LOOK, I WROTE AND POSTED FIC FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2010. LOOKIT LOOKIT LOOKIT.
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